awwwww i gotta pee.

I'm not quite sure why, I just have to soooo badly. I've been having wierd dreams lately. They're so involved, and there's about a 100 years of backstory, but I experience so little in each one. It's like every night I'm reborn with a different life times worth of knowledge, except it's never about the real world. So sad, so sad I am by that.

F tired

I'm so tired, I need sleep so badly, I'm still not sleeping though, there's something very wrong with me, why can't I just go to sleep when I know I need to? It's like I can't let myself go to bed before 2am even though I need to be up at 8. I'm going to be late tommorrow, I just know it.

Guy - "Mail on a Sunday?" Jerry - "Woops!"

That's my favorite quote involving the words woops, and I need that word to describe what I just did. I was filling out an application for a children's book writing aptitude test with a pen, and I wrote my old address for some dumbass reason. I then needed to scribble it out and write the right one. Is it just me, or does it seem like a bad idea to send in for a WRITING aptitude test when you can't even get your address right?
On the brighter side I think I like bloging more...atleast slightly.

Forced post again

Well, I just heard about this drawing with a caption below it, and let's just say, motherfuck that thing if it is how i'm envisioning it being now. Motherfuckit. I don't know though, it's an interesting day. I got an ipod, there's a lot of random shit on it, there's no power cord or usb cord though.....what'm ah spose to do? fuck my life. I'm sleeping, haven't eatin cake in over a week. I love cake, but now I must piss it on out.

'S Mornin', Running Really Late

Holy F, I just got done updating my profile....and by updating, I mean creating one. I had to cut atleast Half if not more of everything, My favorite movies, music, and books. It'd be nice if they said there was a 600 character limit. Who can limit themselves to that when it comes to those anyway?
Last night was interesting. Friend and I went to a graduation party, I felt horrible for arriving so late then leaving so early, twas all my fault, should be fine though. After that we went to a friends...apparently birthday party, but we though house warming party...woops. Wasn't bad, but I think I made him uncomfortable in his own house because I think he was afraid of offending me somehow. Felt bad again. Then we went up to the store, fine old time, got my shit computer to work the way I want it (thanks joe). Went home, slept.
Morning good morning.
Woke up three hours later to my dad calling me needing me to find him as fast as I could. He'd run out of gas on the bypass and I needed to run the gas can out to him, it sucked, I was groggy. Slept some more, Dan calls. He's going to the gun show today, then joint mother's and father's day gift for his parents - taking them out to eat. He can't do anything tonight. I'm hoping to clean out my car and see a movie, but I'm running ass late, I need to clean my room, instead I'm bloggin. Fuck my life.
Chris just called needing to talk to dad, he sounded unitelligible, possibly at a bar. As long as I don't have to pick him up it's fine by me.

For Seriously

Ok, I'm inspired, I now want to actually start blogging, after the crazy day I had, you'd want to aswell. I went to work, holy f, the end. Alright, so I don't have crazy days, but I do want to start bloggin seriously, I think it's because I like to type so much, but never have a real opportunity. Plus no one ever reads this anyway, so I don't have to pay for nothin! haHA. I told some bastards they were whiney bitches today, I think they got my meaning. Alright, I need to get into a blogging mindset, must blog, must blog, must blog, don't want to blog. Mother shit ass. I just can't bring myself to care. hoHO though, I may be able to FORCE myself to care. For the next week I will be forcing myself to post atleast once a day, hopefully more. Definitely not more though, because I know how lazy fat lazy I am. Mostly the fat one. Alright, that's it for this blog I spose, more forced ones to come. Stay tuned for the friday to friday force fed blogfest featured here.....yesh! Ps. See you at the house warming party....and the graduation party.....and the store....and the theater.....and my car.

The Crunkest ass Joos

This morning I pulled up to a stoplight on my way to work. An f'in SUV pulled up next to me. Some manner of explorer. I got into racing mode cause that mother ass bitch was makin looks at me like it was some kind of carnival ass ride and I was like "oh's no you motha fucka's" and his girl was all pickin gum out of her hair and beating their two drunk children while she nursed their infant. So I crank up my tunes, I do believe they were something along the lines of Motion without meaning by thrice. He didn't have no clue about it and was looking at the housdings and keeping sure of the police`. I rev my motor, he's still tying his keds. I pour some coffee while he's catching butterflies. Finally, I drop a ceramic lounge singer, and the light turns green. I's takin off, I'm not sure he realized we were racing, which worked to my advantage, because speed wise, I put a baby in his gullet with all the raping I was doing to his face. And he loves that shit. I then leap from my granny car onto his hood, and redirect his glasses so the sun beams rays of heat into his retnals. He's crying blood while his kids throw little plastic chucky cheese at him and his wife pissing on him screaming he needs to win more bread. I then take this opportunity to leap back into my still moving and unwrecked for once car while it speeds toward a flaming school bus which I demolish with shockwaves of laughter while eating a penguin that fell off the L. Wild Bill Hickuptheend.

'das righ, 'sa pos

and it is too. I'm not too sure what i'm posting about actually, I think I just want to relax and get aggressions out. What aggressions you ask? none actually, I just think it's fun to type, so I'm pretty much doing a flow of conciosness thing. I'm sure I spelled that wrong, but i really don't care, AW YEAH. Right now I'm trying to watch, "wait until dark" that's right, I didn't use capital letters, AW YEAH. I can't really follow it too well, but that's simply because my attenion is divided. I really should take a shower, I didn't have to work today, so all i've done is sit around, and not shower. I've thought about drawing something, but i'm sure i won't. I'm half reading volume 5 of the getbackers aswell. I like how the 5 drops down below everything else like that, like it's more realxed than the alphabet. 5's one cool ass number, if it were a person, I'd like to hang out with it...I mean him or her. That's right, I'm pc, AW YEAH. Holy f, I want to listen to some music, but i'm not too sure what it should be. I'm sure I won't end up listening to anything. I was thinking about silent films today, they sure do suck. I don't know what it is about them, but they really piss me off. I do think it's wierd that pretty much everyone you see in them though is long dead now. I wonder how they all died, or whatever happened to the bodies of all those silent film stars. Might they be worth some money to some morbid collecter out there? Makes me kind of wish I explored ancient tombs, like a whole indiana jones thing. I'd love to be a professional explorer. Take it easy.